EOC Manager Holiday T-Shirt – “Out of Office (Kind of)” Edition
This is the shirt every crisis manager wishes they could wear to the beach… and to the next coordination call.
Blunt, dry, and painfully accurate—this black tee captures the reality of being “on leave” when you manage emergencies. Featuring the quote front and center, and “EOC Manager” subtly printed on the sleeve, it’s the unofficial uniform for professionals who know that downtime is mostly theoretical.
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Heavyweight black cotton, soft yet durable
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Unisex fit, crew neck, short sleeve
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White print for maximum contrast and irony
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Sleeve text: EOC Manager – because everyone should know who’s really in charge
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Ideal for holidays, retreats, conferences, and sarcastic team gifts
Not available in true ‘offline’ mode.
Because once the alert hits, you’re never really out of office.
More details
- 100% carded cotton
- Fabric weight: 7.1 oz. /yd. ² (201.28 g/m²)
- Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
- Boxy, oversized fit
- Dropped shoulders
- Wide neck ribbing
- Tear-away label
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Wag The Dog Newsletter Merch
- Email: philippeborremans-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, phthalates and flammability level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
EOC Manager Holiday T-Shirt – “Out of Office (Kind of)” Edition Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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27.76
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208
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96
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M
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29.13
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21.65
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9.45
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L
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30.51
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23.23
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9.45
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XL
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31.89
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24.8
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10.24
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2XL
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33.27
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26.38
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10.63
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3XL
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346
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27.95
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112
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